Hola, Mother Fuckers! Its Fruit Lupe! (If you watch Shane Dawson, you will get it). So this week on Impact, we have a match between Brooke Tessmacher and Velvet Sky. With Brooke going to “Sacrifice” this Sunday, Will Velvet stop her winning streak?

Backstage, we see Knockouts’ Champion, Gail Kim and Madison Rayne talking. Gail Kim doesn’t like the fact that everyone is talking about Brooke’s three wins against her. Madison Rayne isn’t concerned with anything Gail is saying, but is too busy focusing on something to wear. Madison also tells Gail that she is trying to impress a boy. Who could be the Killa Queen’s new love interest? Leave your answer in the chat box! I think maybe Rob Van Dam? He seems to be on a hot streak latley!

We head out to the ring where we get to see the lovely, Christy Hemme! She always looks so fashionable. <3 Velvet Sky comes out to the ring. I FREAKING LOVE THE RING GEAR!! Gah <3 Then out comes Brooke Tessmacher.. Damn you TNA. Making me choose between my two favorite knockouts. I’m completely torn between the two in this match. I also have no idea why this match on this week. Brooke didn’t sacrifice her match like Rob Van Dam did. So it may just be a random knockout’s match. Never the less, Brooke picks up another win! Heading to face Gail this Sunday, The odds are in her favor!

Christopher Daniels and Kazarian come to ringside to reveal their blackmail on AJ. Their blackmail is AJ kissing… DIXIE CARTER?! Wow AJ.. just wow. Also, I may mention Kazarian is amazing and perfect as ever <3